+SAN FRANCISCO / INDEPENDENT APPAREL
DRESS CODE:
OUT OF
STEALTH.
Good clothes. Questionable opinions.
The unofficial uniform of the extremely online.
122°25′ W
AI-GENERATED PARODY. NO AFFILIATION OR ENDORSEMENT.
UNREASONABLY ONLINE. EXCEPTIONALLY WELL DRESSED.DROP 001 / 27 ORIGINAL DESIGNS
Good taste.
Bad influence.
A little San Francisco. A little satire.
Choose how far you want to take it.
DAILY DEPENDENCIES
Take it
offline.
Closed-lid tumblers. Canvas carry-alls.
Built around your daily rituals.
EVERY ANGLE HAS A POINT.
Good from
the front.
Better on
the way out.
The graphic sets the tone. You choose the rest. Keep it clean, put the punchline on the back, or add a quiet sleeve signature.
Tee, long sleeve, hoodie, zip-up
Front or back graphic
Optional reverse and sleeve details
A LOVE LETTER. WITH NOTES.
We love this city.
Someone has to
roast it.
The fog. The ambition. The third coffee meeting about the first coffee meeting. PRE–REVENUE is for people building something—and still able to laugh at themselves.
Original graphics. Wearable inside jokes.
A little less networking.
A little more personality.
THE DETAILS, WITHOUT THE PITCH
Before you
add to cart.
Are these really the models?+
No. Every public figure is an AI-generated parody. None of the people, companies, or event organizers shown endorses or is affiliated with PRE–REVENUE. Campaign images are creative mockups, not fit references.
Can I change the print placement?+
Yes. Explore front and back layouts in the design studio. Zip hoodies place the main graphic on the back so the zipper stays clear. Optional reverse details and sleeve signatures update your preview and estimated price.
When can I order?+
Explore the collection, add your favourites to the preview cart, and share your exact configuration. Checkout opens once production and payments are ready. Adding an item does not reserve stock or place an order.
Will it arrive for my event?+
Our planned Express option targets 2–3 working days including production for eligible front-only T-shirts to mainland US addresses. Express costs extra and is not enabled yet. Back or sleeve prints, hoodies and accessories use standard delivery; their estimate will be confirmed at checkout. Mixed carts may only offer standard shipping. Estimates are not guarantees.